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California Demotivational Poster


LA TO DALLAS - a very long 1435 miles


TAGS: texas california
Rating: 4.61/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 9:59 am
I agree, you should start passing out drugs and guns in your neighborhood to make it safer.
falloutghoul - January 3, 2012, 8:02 pm
Seriously, I'm not going to start anything with you, troll.
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:07 am
Cheee I wonder who's right and who's wrong...ever see what a craphole Cali really is, just look at the states economy and it's prison system. Liberals are proof that both drugs and guncontrol are bad for you.
falloutghoul - December 23, 2011, 8:34 pm
Nice!


SELECTIVE OUTRAGE - Absolute proof that the words spoken do not cause offensive but who is speaking the words causes the offense. Liberal hypocrisy at its finest.


TAGS: liberals obama miss california hypocrisy
Rating: 3.23/5

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Bah - October 23, 2009, 12:27 pm
This is a prime example of why I hope things will change for the better over the coming decades. As larger sections of the voting population become internet savvy, hypocrisy will be harder and harder to get away with. Here's to the future!
WTFO - September 25, 2009, 1:44 am
Jack, why does it matter who the people are? I thought we were all equal in the US. The point is that the very same statement was viciously attacked by the left when she said it and ignored when the leftist presidential candidate said it. True hypocrisy.
jackson - September 19, 2009, 12:32 pm
uh maybe cos hes the fuckin president and shes a beauty bimbo?
Zed - September 5, 2009, 2:40 am
Claire, try "a$sa$sinated"
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:20 am
I had May on the teaser card.
Claire - September 5, 2009, 1:10 am
OK, seriously? I can't say, "assassinated?!"
Claire - September 5, 2009, 1:09 am
I'm surprised he hasn't been assassinated yet by some neo-nazi.
WTFO - June 25, 2009, 12:40 am
Mr. Random, thanks for chiming in. You are right on the money. Neither side is perfect but Hollywood and major media outlets believe the POTUS is. The Newsweek editor called Obama God. That is scary and is too close to state run media for my taste.
MrRandom - June 24, 2009, 9:53 pm
, too many people are simply stupid or ignorant and neither side is flawless.
MrRandom - June 24, 2009, 9:52 pm
Despite my own liberal views, I agree wholeheartedly with this, and would also like to bring up that there are way too many uninformed on this, Hollywood being a prime example. I recall Sean Penn mentioning new hope for gay marriage with Obama in office
Jmac0585 - June 1, 2009, 4:53 pm
I'd just like to add that... holy smokes she hot.
LogicDude - May 30, 2009, 3:47 pm
Back to Sean, I mean Charlie - can I be Bosley?
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 2:32 am
Sean, your a weird guy. Funny but weird. Haar, fair points but I'm not sure I agree that Wilson was that intelligent.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:26 am
I don't believe that the party hacks nominate intelligent people. I do believe they nominate people who are pliable & charismatic. Coalition builders. I also believe the last POTUS with any real intelligence was Wilson, but he couldn't build a coa
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:24 am
So the message gets diluted in the party rhetoric at some point, and these guys are no more than party mouthpieces. If I seem disillusioned, I am. I think I have reason to be, having known some of these guys for forever, and watching them change.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:19 am
Congressman. I had the honor of having breakfast with the current governor in 2000 the morning after he lost his race for the senate. I've seen every one of these guys become a polished, non-committal politico. It's unfortunate, but it's the system.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:16 am
My only real position is that the political arena has become dominated by speech writers who excel at making no commitments and the television personalities. Grooming. I saw it in the last 3 governors in my state, the last 3 elected senators, and my
Sean - May 30, 2009, 1:04 am
But I took the Angels away from all of that. They work for me now, and my name is Charlie. *cue really cool 70's music*
Sean - May 30, 2009, 1:03 am
WTFO wrote: "They will constantly pass the buck, it's the only way they've gained power. Since they don't have a defendable position, they resort to hate, smear tactics and blame. " ...
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 1:01 am
BTW, Haar. While Pres Bush was a poor speaker (to be honest Obama is a poor speaker too, but a good reader) the last POTUS was not dumb as you suggest. His policies kept this nation safe from a 2nd attack. How about a little gratitude or r u that hateful?
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:59 am
was intentional so they could use it in the campaign in 2008. Dems were on the take from Fannie Mae (Dodd, Clinton, Kerry and yes Obama too). They have jammed their socialist agenda right up Lady Liberty's ass and our kids are going to pay the bills.
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:57 am
they went wild on earmark spending and tied them to projects Pres Bush had to sign (like GWOT spending bills). They also ignored the pending housing and banking market crash that they were warned about by Bush and McCain. I wouldn't be surprised if that
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:55 am
...and military that Clinton underfunded for 8 years). Also he fought 2 wars to remove the Taliban and the evil dictator Saddam. Also, they had to build DHS. From 2007-2008 the Dems held Congress (by lying and demonizing Bush versus any real position) and
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:54 am
They will constantly pass the buck, it's the only way they've gained power. Since they don't have a defendable position, they resort to hate, smear tactics and blame. 2001-2006 the Reps spent a lot of tax dollars (partly to rebuild the CIA & milit
Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 2:41 pm
For example will it be on Dec 15, 2009, that the Dems in power will say, "From now on it's us," or will the continue to pass the buck?
Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 2:39 pm
Can a Dem or Lib tell me what the official date will be when you can quit blaming Rep and Bush for the current mess? By current, I mean any given moment, as opposed to the financial mess of late 2007-2009.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 2:21 pm
Much like the current economic woes, though the Republicans had the presidency, they have found a way to avoid responsibility by blaming the Democrats in Congress. Creative, if not entirely accurate. Feh. Responsibility and facts, who needs them?
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 2:17 pm
Meaning, the Republicans will find another breathing Homer Simpson and win. There is no middle, there is only the whimpering right and the sniveling left. And their followers, NONE of whom claim responsibility.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 2:14 pm
Fortunately for the Republican Party, Americans have such short attention spans. They'll have forgotten about Bush by 2012. In the 2008 election, the Dems could have put up Britney Spears and won handily. Same thing next election.
Cheech - May 28, 2009, 1:59 pm
were treated this past election. The Democrats/Liberals are nothing but a bunch of hypocritical nut jobs. Fortunatley they are doing such a piss poor job that I doubt there will be a second term. Probably a number of terms before a Dem wins again.
Cheech - May 28, 2009, 1:56 pm
current situation with SotoMayor it is great her long road of struggle but it wasn't convenient to point it out for a recent republican appointee (I forget his name) who had a much more storied past it never got mentioned. Never mind the way the women
Cheech - May 28, 2009, 1:49 pm
This is about as accurate as you can get in an example of what is going on with the majority of the media and it's Leftist influence. They think it is great when it is to their convenience and horrible when someone else says something. Just look at the
WTFO - May 25, 2009, 1:47 am
I agree with you, Sean. She was sincere and respectful of those who disagree with her position. She didn't deserve the abuse. I still find it strange that those same attackers are silent on the fact that Pres Obama holds the same belief.
Sean - May 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Just saw her actual quote. She deserved better than to be used or abused as media fodder. Her answer, which I happen to disagree with strongly, was heartfelt and sincere. She even expressed her honest answer with genuine sensitivity.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 6:15 pm
exact sentiment expressed by any Dem, in this case the Pres, is largely ignored. I think the Far-Left Loons are vicious hate-mongering attack dogs. This was in no way an attack on BHO and shouldn't be viewed as such.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 6:13 pm
I think he came out of the closet already, but that's neither here nor there. This was intended to point out how this poor woman was brutally attacked for stating the majority opinion in her state (Prop 8) as well as the opinion of BHO, while when the
Sean - April 30, 2009, 6:00 pm
Maybe I'm just being bitchy (sobriety does that to me), but with a closet Marxist in the White House, it just seems that you've got bigger fish to fry.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Sean, I'm not sure I'm tracking on what your talking about.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Almost forgot, thanks Sil.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 5:46 pm
Really? No point too small then, eh?
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:20 pm
Sean, I put together the pics. So yea, I can believe it.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:20 pm
Marduke. Are you completely stupid?? They both have the same position on the topic. One has power to set policy but not an utter from the liberal loons. The other has no power and she was viciously attacked by dumbasses like you.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 2:16 pm
Can you believe someone actually put together the original pic?
Marduke - April 30, 2009, 2:04 pm
Let's see comparing the two comments where 1 has only made minimal statements and the other has talked at length about what he feels personally as well as what he supports as POTUS, yeah that's the same, you betcha. Conservative stupidity strikes again...
Sil - April 30, 2009, 9:08 am
Well said-or written in this case.


California Law -


TAGS: stupid california law coffee mcdonald s like a boss
Rating: 4.67/5

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steve1961 - July 30, 2013, 12:53 pm
Think that's bad? Just try saying "***** with a ******* rusty *****."
falloutghoul - July 30, 2013, 7:53 am
That's true. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2013, 3:38 am
My wife and I laugh at each other. When we get bored of that, we make fun of passerby. When THAT gets boring, we laugh at our pets... I'm telling you, cats know when you're laughing at them :-/
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 3:20 pm
I swear it seems like only 43 years. Truly, both our demented senses of twisted humor have been a help. We used to point and laugh at others, now we point at each other, laughing our hind ends off.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 29, 2013, 1:11 pm
44 years? congrats.
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 8:41 am
I have a ritual; every day I get up. Trudge to the breakfast table. Smack lips. Scratch. Sit. Stare at, gulp down steaming hot coffee. Scream. My wife’s morning ritual is staring incredulously at her moronic husband of 44 years.
Renza - July 29, 2013, 7:44 am
Coffee is typically boiling when it is made, one should expect the possibility that the temperature of the liquid may still be around that point. Unless they're mentally deficient anyway.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 29, 2013, 1:38 am
Yes, but doesn't anything feel scalding when poured into the [email protected]? Just saying.
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:23 pm
Still stunned [email protected] was Censored... must be in that same California Law... I stand Corrected
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:20 pm
Wow... [email protected] is censored... **Sigh**
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:19 pm
5L's on the Poster.. My 2 cents.. Would you set a Water Heater in your Home so High that when a guest turns on the Hot Water they receive 3rd degree burns? McD's should have had better sense than to set a Coffee Machine that high.. Hot Yes, Scalding No...
Silverheart - July 28, 2013, 4:06 pm

Next thing you know, they're gonna tell you ice cream is cold. (I agree fully with you on this one!) 5(goodTOtheLASTdrop)Ls


CALIFORNIA -




BE AFRAID -


TAGS: nancy pelosi socialist speaker california
Rating: 3.35/5

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Sean - August 22, 2009, 9:29 pm
Fear. It pumps through you veins don't it?


ANTI-GUN POLITICIANS - They don't know that you are supposed to treat EVERY firearm like it's loaded at all times. She also has no proper trigger training. She like Schumer however, has a CCW. Old bat....................


TAGS: democrat republican politics obama bush california 2nd ammendment guns firearms senator feinstein ak 47
Rating: 2.45/5

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Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:51 pm
Handles a gun like Dick Cheney.


THE ELECTION -


TAGS: democrat republican california
Rating: 3.07/5

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Arrogant Knight - April 1, 2009, 2:28 pm
How petty... This isn't even worth MY time.
weker - April 1, 2009, 2:27 pm
and your still a retard elephant man
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:25 pm
You're making absolutely no sense now Timmy.
weker - April 1, 2009, 2:23 pm
its called caps lock big boy you might not have noticed it under your love handle on the keyboard
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:21 pm
Good...You found the shift key again. There's hope for you yet.
weker - April 1, 2009, 2:20 pm
I can do this all day you spherical rent boy
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:18 pm
weker - You're an idiot, a troll, and a Timmy all rolled into one. STFU and GTFO.
weker - April 1, 2009, 2:17 pm
why the fuck would I give a shit are you that retarded that I have to point out that what I am typing is a question wait don't answer its obvious
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:15 pm
ooops. I see you still haven't quite figured out punctuation or spelling. Keep trying buttercup.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:13 pm
BTW weker - Congratulations on finding the shift key. Now let's try to throw in a period or a question mark once in a while.
weker - April 1, 2009, 2:13 pm
nice quick copy and pasting skillz mark
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:12 pm
weker - You're an idiot, a troll, and a Timmy all rolled into one. STFU and GTFO.
weker stalker - April 1, 2009, 2:10 pm
I think I can do this virtual motifake stalking for a while
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:09 pm
"Presidental?" There aren't any teeth showing in this poster.
Frank - March 16, 2009, 9:40 pm
Wow, another Obama monkey joke. Classy.


SHARK ATTACKS - We were NUMBER #1 in 2010! USA! USA! USA!... You're not safe from them if you're even NEAR water... even if you're only DAMP they'll get you




KERN COUNTY -


TAGS: california cruiser
Rating: 2.31/5

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Haarakkon - June 6, 2009, 10:25 pm
I'm told it was the graphics guys last day on the job, but the KCSO drove it for a couple of days before noticing - after they picked it up.
Ieuan - June 6, 2009, 7:12 pm
I lived in Kern County...they ain't kidding.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 6:57 pm
Hilarious!


ROCKET HARPOON - The California Whaling Rocket Harpoon. I doubt that anything in life can be much cooler than this. Anyone want to go fishing?


TAGS: harpoon rocket awesome california
Rating: 1.79/5

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LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 7:19 pm
Yeah but they like them in soup and stuff like that....damn wells always running up your light bill...and stealing the change in your couch..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 6:59 pm
The Japanese....Dumbass....lol
LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 6:51 pm
Cause who likes whales any damn way


ONLY IN SAN FRANCISCO -


TAGS: weird wtf california
Rating: 2.62/5

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Bandit5906 - December 27, 2010, 9:56 am
Don't you just wonder who their parents are?
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:07 pm
And so the Mayor of San Francisco has spoken. So it is said...so it shall be written.
Mr. Mayor - March 16, 2009, 9:41 pm
Yes, because homosexual love between two people is *exactly* like bestiality. How can people use the internet and still be SO FUCKING RETARDED?


BLIND LEADING THE BLONDE -


TAGS: confident caveman calls californian cutie
Rating: 4.83/5

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caveman - October 7, 2011, 10:11 pm
made my day so far


EPIC FAIL - The driver who's chairman of Ferrari forgot his car was not an off-road vehicule




I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE -


TAGS: beach boys california girls
Rating: 4.69/5

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Airman - July 6, 2011, 6:39 pm
too many consonants dude.. and it doesn't fit well in Beach Boy songs.. too gnarly
Derek - July 6, 2011, 6:06 pm
Mmmm tubular. :-) Why do people not say "Californian"?


FRUITS & NUTS - "Snookums, your relatives from California are here!"




WOMEN DON'T OBEY THEIR HUSBAND - Even if their husband is governer of the State of California and makes it a law


TAGS: maria shriver california arnold schwarzenegger governer cell phone law
Rating: 2.59/5

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irionman - November 13, 2009, 11:50 am
governor...
LogicDude - October 16, 2009, 6:31 pm
LMFFFFFFFAO Jmac!
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 1:24 pm
they are those MOTHER FU**ER type of machine SH*T gun turret that fire CO*KS*CKER bullets at a rate C*NTLICKER of 100 bullets per AS**OLE second.
LogicDude - October 16, 2009, 12:47 pm
And are they machine gun or laser turrets?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 1:58 am
Do you have turrets? or will all your comments be posted twice?
William - October 16, 2009, 1:29 am
Do you have a dictionary or will all of your posters have errors?
William - October 16, 2009, 1:29 am
Do you have a dictionary or will all of your posters have errors?
Sean - October 15, 2009, 12:51 am
This Republican Princess is not even violating any law in my Province. And in what universe does this whinyfake aspire to be either humourous or justifiably wry?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 7:15 pm
In fact, Any sensible cop will still ticket her, Just to avoid looking like he's playing favorites.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 7:14 pm
Oh, Come on. This has been law in my Province for years. And we all still Talk and drive. It's not Elitism If everyone does it. She'll still get pulled over for it and it will be her fame not her status as a politicians wife that gets her a pass.
Jmac0585 - October 14, 2009, 6:52 pm
Elitism at it's finest.


SWINE FLU - ... not an issue in California




COURAGE - Looking the gay judge in the eye and disagreeing with his "lifestyle," knowing it will cost you your rightfully-earned crown.


TAGS: carrie prejean perez hilton gay homo homosexual miss california pageant universe
Rating: 2.37/5

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Agent K - August 3, 2009, 8:09 pm
smokin hot insane but smokin hot
idiots - May 13, 2009, 8:39 pm
She didnt lose the crown because if donald says she's in, shes in. Donald hates fags too obviously.
Yup - May 12, 2009, 4:43 pm
Haha, i know why Perez Hilton is so mad... looking at Carrie Prejean up on stage must have "set him straight". Or in other words, Prejean is so hot, Perez isnt gay anymore! now excuse me while I complete my objective for clicking on this poster "fap". Ha
Jmac0585 - May 7, 2009, 12:30 pm
Because, LD, his agenda was as hidden as his sexuality. He did not do himself any favors.
LogicDude - May 6, 2009, 2:40 pm
I wonder why that flaming beotch Perez didn't ask that question of all the contestants? I wonder which ones would have folded knowing that the fudgepacker asking the question would vote them down if they were honest? Kudos to this lady!
Anonymous2 - May 6, 2009, 1:10 pm
Wait a sec... Perez Hilton is gay? What the hell is he doing judging a women's beauty contest, then? That's like asking a deaf man judging a music contest.
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 10:40 am
Also, my punctuation is correct.
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 9:44 am
In a contest the object is to win, unless you have convictions. At that point those with convictions do not yield, and those without demonstrate their cowardice and corruption and do what they can to win. See: Arlen Specter.
Bob Chin - May 6, 2009, 7:37 am
Wait just a second....Perez Hilton is gay!!! Wow, I wonder if his sisters knew about that. Not that Paris wouldn't be down with it, shes all like "that's hott", with nearly everything.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 6, 2009, 12:28 am
You, agdaniele, are a hero on the front of the Great Grammar War of 2009. I salute you! Vive Le Punctuation!
agdaniele - May 5, 2009, 8:43 pm
I'd also like to point out the punctuation placed AFTER the end quotes. It actually DOES feel better.
agdaniele - May 5, 2009, 8:41 pm
Courage? I disagree. It's a contest... in a contest, the object is to win. You're taking a gross lapse in situational awareness and intelligence and labeling it as "courage". Opinion aside, it was a shining moment of ignorance.


CALIFORNIA - Who wouldn't have a governor like this?




Californians -


TAGS: california californians
Rating: 2.07/5

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Californian - February 6, 2009, 1:32 pm
They see us livin, they be hate'n
ieatbabies - September 19, 2008, 8:48 pm
californians....no one cares


Dear California Bailiffs -


TAGS: courtroom bailiff california retail managers
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2014, 5:17 pm
Thank you, some family lived back east for a few years. I even got the accent down.
Oldsod - May 19, 2014, 9:26 pm
Hell...you get 5L for the correct spelling of "y'all." Impressive work, for a Yankee! Oh, and the rest of the poster was spiffy, too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2014, 2:29 pm
Maybe . . . ;-)
MissPriss - May 19, 2014, 1:47 pm
Let me guess crotchety...you work at a pharmacy with a surplus of little blue wonder pills?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2014, 12:17 pm
Thank you, Greybeard :-)
Greybeard - May 19, 2014, 7:12 am
Ha Ha Ha. 5 life sentences and favorited...


Welcome to the California Coast -




Not Too Long Ago -


TAGS: california homes built closely
Rating: 4.29/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 15, 2014, 9:45 pm
Although, I'd assign that bedroom to my pet bear. Lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 15, 2014, 9:44 pm
Jeez, that's true. I betcha he could. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? WHAT I SAY?!?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 15, 2014, 9:43 pm
Lol!
curlyrocks - April 15, 2014, 5:36 pm
I would give my daughter the master bedroom and that young man would be in for a rude surprise. Course I'm a heavy sleeper so maybe it would be both of us in for a ruse surprise.
MissPriss - April 15, 2014, 5:25 pm
Hell crotchety, a drawbridge? He could just step from one 5L window to the other.


C.H.P. - Can't Handle Policework




IRRELEVANCE -




HOTEL CALIFORNIA - Nothing syncs up with it ...yet




BETTING THE ODDS - 44 years - ONE win They sure aint Canadian


TAGS: rnr california kings loosers
Rating: 1.83/5

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agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 8:30 pm
For a short time back in the 90s, you'd have called them the Oilers. Melrose took a great team and made them useless.


AMERICA'S FINEST CITY - San Diego, CA


TAGS: america s finest city san diego ca california
Rating: 1.79/5

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NiteStryker - October 31, 2009, 11:36 am
New York aint got shit on SD, and its 500,000 for a rat hole because everybody wants to live here.
Zed - October 28, 2009, 1:01 am
So, it's the New York of the West coast?
motifake - October 28, 2009, 12:54 am

San Diego is awesome, if you want to live in a tiny rat hole for $500,000
Derek - October 28, 2009, 12:51 am
Sustainable, pollution-free, crime-free? Even close? I think not.


HELLA - Californian's need to learn what it really means.




The color for fire season is red! -




California drought -




california soccer field -




YES -




I love you California! -




Sometimes in life, -


TAGS: mizzdizz feelin lowdown deathvalley california
Rating: 4.57/5

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mizzdizz - March 8, 2016, 7:33 am
YUP!!!!! How low can you go.... (Limbo Rock)
JesusWept - March 8, 2016, 7:17 am
From your trip?


even when you make a complete ash out of yourself! -




California Wildfire Season -




Give me that old time rock-n-roll -




SAN FRANCISCO, CA - If God doesn't destroy that city, He owes Sodom and Gamorrah an apology.




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